Funny Shiz

While changing Quinn's diaper Aspen always starts loudly running away saying "Reeks reeks"!! 

Yesterday as we were leaving church Koriann was singing Follow the Prophet, follow the prophet, Aspen hurry and interrupts and says "Or not!"  Oh man the look we got!

Zeke was driving really fast and Koriann pipes up from the back seat "Dad slow down or that cop is going to come back for us AGAIN!!"  Bahhaa

Koriann is always telling us "Get a grip"

On our runs every morning Aspen yells at the annoying barking dog "you will die one day!"  I have no idea where she heard that.

Sitting down to dinner Koriann tells Zeke "I feel if I eat this you will give me some candy.

Aspen was fighting bed time and walk out and says "My fishies need a light on they are scared."

Koriann: I will be put you in time out if you don't clean up this big ole mess you made.

Koriann: Did you know that if Little Red Riding Hood carried a gun she would of been fine?

Aspen:  Dad I really think I need a pocket knife.
Zeke: Oh really what for?
Aspen: Just cause I can cut some fish up.

While fishing the other day Koriann:  Those fish are dumb.
Zeke: how come?
Koriann: Because they know they are going to get hooked and then I have to kill and eat them.